I think I need to create a script that
1. Scans my gmail inbox for any mail whose subject line uses ALL CAPS and which urges me to forward it to everyone I know;
2. Searches snopes.com for the message body;
3. Replies with a link to the top Snopes hit and its text, plus a preachy little sermon by me on the importance of Truth
... all automatically.
What sort of tools can I use to make such a script?
If you don't know, please forward my question on to everyone you know. It's very important. It probably involves President Obama and/or dead babies.